It Ain’t More than Till It really is More than
At some point, Turkish Gossip Columnists may well start to really feel guilty about (or get tired of) taking the continual mickey out of Pınar Altug for her higher-profile, higher-voltage like-life — but that point does not look to have been reached rather however…
For these unfamiliar with Pinar Hanim’s previous infidelities and existing amorous antics (which are the root bring about of all the media consideration), please see Aspect 1 of our series about the ‘Lying Eyes Club of Turkey’ (also obtainable right here on the EzineArticles internet site).
Take, for instance, Aksam Newspaper’s Gossip Columnist Serder Turgut — who nevertheless will not reduce Pinar Hanim any slack when it comes to her existing toy-boy lover, the 23-year-old Yagmur Atacan… Here’s a sampling from Turgut’s column (of final Friday) — regarding “Pinar Altug’s Top rated 7 List — Benefits of Possessing a Young Lover”.
1) Pinar Hanim can get pregnant, and in the Lamaze course she can practice diaper altering and child burping — not with a toy plastic doll like the other mothers-to-be, but with her personal genuine toy-boy.
2) When she decides to subscribe to DigiTurk (the multi-channel Turkish Cable Television service) she’ll save on charges by opting for the affordable ‘Family Package’ — which consists of the “Jo Jo” Children’s Channel that will meet all of her toy-boy’s viewing desires.
3) She’ll be perceived as getting rather ‘with it’ and ‘cool’ in social circles… mainly because when you happen to be in a crowd, folks worth you according to the youthful attractiveness of your escort.
4) Boy youngsters never effortlessly give up masturbation regardless of their mother’s admonitions, even when she tells them they will go blind if the never quit. But in Pinar Altug’s property if she says, “Cease playing with oneself,” to her toy-boy, he’ll do as she says — in anticipation of what will certainly comply with.
5) When she eats out with her toy-boy at an highly-priced restaurant like Lucca (Istanbul) his meals bill will be rather low — due to the fact his tastes never run beyond Lapa (any watery, mushy meals for babies).
6) She’ll also save cash on family members wellness insurance coverage. When the couple want to get their wellness checkups, the toy-boy’s expense will be negligible. There’ll be no want for prostate exams, for instance.
7) In contrast to other girls in her age group, she will not be forced to listen to endless discussions about her toy-boy’s comparative skills when he’s on Levitra, Cialis or Viagra.
Will ‘slings and arrows’ of this sort continue to plague the lovers a lot longer? Possibly not…and though they climate the storm, they can take comfort in the warmth that appears to be emanating from their steamy connection!